As if the bombshell of the double elimination on America’s Next Top Model wasn’t enough of a jaw-dropping stunner, Miss Tyra Banks went and blew her top tonight BIG TIME when one of the eliminated contestants had the audacity to make some ghetto-ass snide comments after her defeat.

Who knew Tyra had a set of lungs that powerful? The way she hollered and cut that girl down to size was not to be believed.

I am talking HUGE EPIC moment in reality television history.

Even better than the time she told YaYA she needed to eat a “big ole slice of humble pie”.

I am still floored. Thank god for TiVo and it’s “back that shit up and watch it again” functionality.

I can’t believe that a grown-ass woman can’t just suck it up and ACT PROPER on national television. For chrissakes you know your grandma is gonna be watching!

I don’t understand how people can act so retarded when they know there is a camera pointing at their god damn face.

You can bet your ass if I was on Top Model (that would totally rule by the way) you would never see me acting out like these girls do. Throwing up at restaurants, getting wasted and dancing on the tables, come on now, somebody somewhere along the way had to teach you better than that.

This season, while it has had it’s fair share of shock and gut-wrenching eliminations (Lluvy – that shit was so unfair!) is shaping up to be the ugliest bunch of girls yet.

I have no prediction for the winner because they are all so fucking STUPID I can’t imagine any of them having what it takes to follow in the footsteps of the previous winners.

I mean we’ve got one girl who is scared of the male models, another one with a CONTAGIOUS skin condition eating away at her face, and yet another who is perpetually posing like she’s going for the cover of White Trash Sluts Weekly.

The rest of the gang – they have no idea whatsoever how to BRING IT and give some good face.

While the drama queen in me is still reeling from all of tonight’s shockers and scandalous outbursts, the Top Model fan in me is just plain disappointed in these awful Cycle 4 girls.

R.I.P.