That’s right, I said my girl Eva was gonna be America’s Next Top Model.

I told you!!!

Now Amanda getting voted off before YaYa, that was just plain SHOCKING. I didn’t see that coming, I will give you that much.

But one look at Eva Diva on episode one and I KNEW.

And now onto Project Runway. This show gets better every episode.

ALTHOUGH I do have some complaints:

WTF with Wendy Pepper and the retarded cape dress? I admit she did bring her A game this round, pathetic as it was, but STILL. Come on.

And there was just no need to send the Karen Carpenter girl home. No need whatsoever. Make her eat a sandwich or something but elimination? That was a bit harsh.

So what if she put tumors on a dress? So what if she put black and pink together? The girl had edge. How are you gonna send her home and keep someone who glued lifesavers on a god damn bikini instead?

Oh, Heide Klum how I despise you and your giant nipples poking out of every ill-fitting top those stylists stuff you into.

I can’t wait to see what they wrap around your fat thighs next week ...