I have strep.

Please send me presents. Or just “get well soon you poor, poor baby” type of notes and guestbook entries will suffice, too.

Basically it is pity that I want.

Talked the 21 Year Old today who offered to bring over juice, soup, and other goodies but I had to decline on account of how straight up SCARY I look right now.

Picture it:
Dark circles
Full beard
Stained sweats

All that and the very distinct possibility that I smell so bad there are actually STINK MARKS coming off my body like they have in cartoons.

Oh I suppose I could clean up but ...

No, I’m just gonna lie here in my own stink and delirium for a couple more days.

Gotta problem with that?