I love you.
I really do.
To prove it, I will send you a Christmas Card.
ABSOLUTELY FREE!
Sometimes I even draw doodles on the envelopes of little turd people!
I don’t even have to really know you! I still love you and want your seed inside me and therefore you should be on my Christmas list.
Hey Jews, no need to feel left out! I have Hanukkah cards too!
I am SO down with the festival of lights. Fuck Baby Jesus!
Anyway – you know you want one.
Just send me an email with your name and address.
Just click HERE if you are retarded or lazy.
Write something offensive in the subject line that includes the words ‘Baby Jesus” so I know not to delete it.
Examples:
“Baby Jesus touched my no-no place”
“All I got for Christmas was this stupid Baby Jesus”
“Baby Jesus hates Jews”
Now go forth and send me your address!