Earlier today I contemplated going to get me some HYPNOSIS in order to quit smoking. They offer this group session over at the Discovery Center for only $39.
An hour ago I ran out of cigarettes and I figured, why not start now? You know, suck it up and have a go of it on my own.
Fourty minutes ago I was trying to meditate the cravings away.
Twenty minutes ago I ate an entire bag of Peppridge Farm cookies in order to satiate a spontaneous, uncontrollable oral fixation.
Currently I am scanning the room out of the corner of my eye for my car keys.
Ten minutes from now I will be at the 7-11 buying a pack of cigarettes.
HYPNOSIS IT IS!