Tonight was bad t.v. over at Miss Valium’s with JJ Fidgets, Georgia-Girl and Tracey Vag.
Tonight’s selections: Project Runway and America’s Next Top Model.
And here’s what I have to say about that:
Wendy Pepper is quite possibly one of the most untalented and truly INSANE people on reality television.
If she doesn’t get voted off on next week’s “Project Runway” I swear to G-O-D I am going to quit watching.
I’ll see you on the runway, bitch. And this time leave the peacock feathers at home.
And as for that Scarlett O’Hara or whatever that mo’s name is. How amazing are his designs? I mean the cornhusk dress from episode 1 is still blowing my mind. And tonight’s homage to the wicked Queen in Snow White was just inspired. That gay better BRING IT next week and win again.
And oh my god did the fat gay really say he was so nervous that his “bowels were churning”? Genius line. Consider it stolen.
“Top Model” FINALLY sent that bitch Ann home.
Should have happened weeks ago if you ask me. She’s had one good picture all season.
This leaves us with Amanda the blind albino girl, YaYa the whiny snob in dire need of dermabrasion, and of course Eva the Diva the completely flawless, gorgeous and most OBVIOUS WINNER.
Don’t question me, I foretold both the previous wins of Adrienne and Yoanna.
Me and Tyra are like this, see? We get each other. I know what it takes and I know that Tyra don’t take no shit.
You hear me YaYa? You are going to be eating that big ole slice of HUMBLE PIE just like she said you would.
Do not underestimate Tyra! Tyra means business!
Anyway, all this runway business has my creative juices flowing and I feel the need to make something before I can get to sleep.
A full length gown is out of the question since the sewing machine was ruined in the flood.
. . .
Sock puppet it is!