I’m sick so I drank two cartons of orange juice, consumed a whole bag of Ricola Echinacea honey-lemon drops, dangled my head over a humidifier, and beat the shit out of Katamari Damacy and Mad Maestro on my PS2 without getting out of bed for the most of the day with brief exceptions to make the poopies and feed the cats.
Hot damn that was a long sentence. I rule.
Tomorrow I will go shopping for the perfect birthday gift to give to Goth Chris. It should be in the worst taste and extremely creepy. Any ideas?
I also have to plan Friday’s birthday festivities; this task has landed into my lap at the last minute on account of Chris’ indecisiveness.
I think an ultra fancy dinner at Japonaise in order. Afterwards drinking and dancing to some punk/goth/darkwave/electro at EXIT.
In other news, it has been reported to me by Miss Valium that, “Project Runway is our new favorite show.” Apparently the challenges are of Top Model quality and there is a whole lot of fagging out going on by one designer. No spoilers please, I haven’t watched tonight’s episode yet.
I tried to watch Lost tonight on account of how everyone keeps telling me there is some sort of huge epic almost biblical subtext going on but I don’t know. I just sort of watched it with my head tilted and changed the channels to Smallville
on the commercial breaks.
(God I hate really cool plotline twists that turn into dream sequences)
For those of you who tuned in to “Nick and Jessica’s Family Christmas Special”:
YOU SHOULD FEEL DEEP SHAME
And the proceed to watch some QUALITY programming like the new season of “High School Reunion” that starts next week.
I sure can’t wait.