Said something like:

“FYI: Melissa Ethridge shaved her head on account of the BREAST CANCER.”

Because we seriously cracked the fuck up when we saw her on TV. last night. We even crossed our fingers that she would pull out a picture of the pope to tear up at the end of her number. Maybe something like this:

I found out about her cancer the hard way after opening my big mouth at work and making wisecracks about her. ( I swear I didn’t know!)

And just when I was starting to feel like the worst person on earth, destined to burn in Hell, the 21 year old writes back:

“Breast Cancer my ass, bitch has AIDS”