Today I stumbled my unshaven ass in to work, seriously crabby from a sore throat and quite possibly still drunk from this past weekend's celebration.
Another birthday (don’t ask) has come and gone, I spent a four day weekend on a drinking and drug binge that even Courtney Love herself couldn’t keep pace with.
Okay, well, maybe not THAT bad
Friday night was Margaret Cho with Goth Chris, Miss Valium and D.W. The set was politically charged and also hilarious. (Not as hilarious as the “I accidentally shit myself in the car” story from the last tour but still pretty damn funny)
We met up with The Heeb and his boyfriend in the theatre lobby and decided to head to Gentry for some drinks since we were downtown. Goth Chris and D.W. swap drunk stories while we try decided which of the two has “come to” in a more bizarre situation.
Goth Chris admits to regaining consciousness in s a friends shower but D.W. takes the cake by revealing she passed out in a make-out session and woke up later in the middle of being penetrated. TRUE STORY.
Needless to say, we decide D.W. wins.
Goth Chris and I snort cocaine in the mens room.
After that we head to SmartBar where the bassist from Interpol is spinning 80’s records. I meet up with The 21 Year Old and The P.R.L. gets us in the back door without the hassle of waiting in line or paying cover.
The 21 Year Old and I get drunk and rump-shake on the dance floor to Tones On Tail, Joy Division (okay, so you can’t really rump shake to that), and all sorts of good depressing late 80’s records.
We take pictures in the black and white photo booth – this one’s my favorite on account of how it overexposes everything so my skin looks freaking flawless and unreal.
Some more dancing and making out on the dance floor and the night blurs from there.
Saturday was dinner with my family – LOTS OF FOOD and even more drinking and blacking out.
Potentially blew off palns with The 21 Year Old.
Possibly went out for drinks - still waiting for friends to fill in blanks.
Sunday night Miss Valium took me to dinner and then to the Untz-Untz Club for some electro. The drink special was double Absolut for the price of a single – I had a good four double-cocktails and a birthday shot with just about every bartender and drag queen in that place.
I left for about an hour with Goth Chris to snort up the rest of the coke.
At closing time I stumbled home with a foxy boy in town from the state university and had me some hot anonymous birthday sex.
On Monday I shopped and opened presents and stayed up late watching/playing all my new stuff.
Some of the awesome shit I got for my birthday:Exploding Dog book “Thinking Of You”
Souvenirs from Gunther von Hagen’s “Body Worlds”
Devil May Cry 3 for PS2
Fable for XBOX
Big Fish
XMen 2
Kathy Griffin “Allegedly” DVD
Simple Life 2
Napoleon Dynamite
$100 gift card to Best Buy so I can finally get my Nintendo DS!!!!
Anyway
HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY TO ME!